animalstalkinginallcaps: THANK YOU FOR YOUR OPINION REGARDING MY EYELINER, BUT LET ME EXPLAIN A COUPLE THINGS TO YOU: 1. I DON’T WEAR IT FOR YOU, NOR DO I PICK OUT MY OUTFITS BASED ON WHAT I THINK MEN WILL LIKE. YOUR CONSTANT OGLING HAS NO BEARING ON MY DECISION TO FLATTER MY FIGURE OR ENHANCE MY NATURAL FEATURES WITH BEAUTY PRODUCTS. THAT IS YOUR GENDER’S CONSTANT MISGUIDED PERCEPTION. 2. YOU DON’T LIKE “WOMEN WHO DON’T WEAR MAKEUP.” YOU LIKE WOMEN WHO ARE WEARING CONCEALER AND BARE ESCENTUALS FOUNDATION CAREFULLY BLENDED INTO THEIR NECKLINE, CHEEKS TINTED LIGHTLY WITH SOFT ROSY CREAM BLUSH, EYESHADOW ONE SHADE DARKER THAN THEIR FOUNDATION, EYELASHES DOTTED WITH GREY PENCIL AND LIPS THAT HAVE BEEN ENHANCED WITH A LIGHT BERRY GLOSS. THAT’S PROBABLY $200 WORTH OF CREAMS AND POWDERS AND TAKES MORE TIME TO APPLY THAN YOUR ENTIRE ‘SHIT, SHOWER AND SHAVE’ ROUTINE, ALL SO ASSHOLES LIKE YOU CAN TALK ABOUT ‘NATURAL BEAUTY’ WHILE WE’RE WAITING FOR A DAMNED BUS. 3. EVEN IF I HONESTLY CARED ABOUT YOUR AMATEUR MAKEUP CRITIQUES I WOULDN’T IN A MILLION YEARS GO OUT WITH YOU BECAUSE YOU’RE AN IGNORANT, BALDING FASHION CASUALTY WITH NOODLE ARMS AND A BEER GUT WHO CAN’T KEEP HIS EYES OR OPINIONS TO HIMSELF.  IF YOU KEEP TALKING TO ME I’M GOING TO SHOVE YOUR SANDALS UP YOUR ASS AND YOU CAN WADDLE HOME IN YOUR SOCKS.
That moment when you realize you didn’t remember a very good friend’s birthday because said friend has refused to acknowledge your existence for the better part of a year for no good reason. I swear, when I realized it was your birthday yesterday and that I completely forgot my heart dropped a few feet. But I suppose it’s better that way. Sigh. #endingfriendships

That moment when you realize

you didn’t remember a very good friend’s birthday because said friend has refused to acknowledge your existence for the better part of a year for no good reason.

I swear, when I realized it was your birthday yesterday and that I completely forgot my heart dropped a few feet.

But I suppose it’s better that way.

Sigh. #endingfriendships

I couldn’t tell if it was Lady Gaga or not when I first saw this picture. I’m slightly scared. And I can’t decide if I like it. I’m leaning towards yes. Sadly
What the what are you wearing girl? On the other hand, I like your makeup. Aaaand I kinda like the jewels. :|
“I sing of time, concealer and revelator, time which will rejoin you to the dead, time which like water destroys all that it nourishes.”
defranco: be honest….its true.
❒ Single ❒ Taken ✔ Registered at Pottermore (Source: rebeccaintheskywithdiamondss, via thenotionclub)

❒ Single ❒ Taken ✔ Registered at Pottermore

(Source: rebeccaintheskywithdiamondss, via thenotionclub)

:D This made my day!
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